• girl: i'm having face
• boyfriend: i face
• girl: i face you
• boyfriend: i love face too
• after face she wakes up and only face is there
• girl: where is my face
• dad: who do you think face you the vagina
• girl: wat

pricksatmywindow:

at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot

imlostinamoment:

Did something happen with Christopher Drew? Why is he all up in my dash all of a sudden. 

Someone explain this fuckery to me.

2boys1cup:

the only thing i can turn on is my computer

Could knock out who ever used all the god damn internet.